Tuesday, October 30, 2007

THE FIRST QUESTION!!!

Dear AWA,

How can I spice up my life? Not my sex life, but my life in general?

Regards,Spiceless in Seattle


Dear Spiceless in Seattle,

First of all, the movie, "Sleepless in Seattle" was from 1993. That's over 14 years ago. Can you think of a more recent reference? I'm sure most of my readers weren't even jerking off at that time and for my more mature readers, even they have watched more recent romantic comedies that that. I mean seriously, when was the last time you enjoyed let alone watched a movie that Meg Ryan was in? Think about it. And do you even live in Seattle? If so, my answer is move. The end.

But if you don't and you were just trying to be cute, once again, that may be the problem right there. Let's get out of the house more buddy. Turn on the tv, read the newspaper, go talk to somebody. Nobody is making "Sleepless in Seattle" references anymore. That's your problem right there. You're a corny mofo. If you thought your "name" was clever, that's why you have no spice in your life. Your jokes suck.

Secondly, there is no secondly because I answered your question in my first paragraph.

Thanks for writing.

Truly,

AWA

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